I am a monster…I am a freak…but you gotta admit, im a damn good one!
♥ Beauty is skin deep? *giggles* well then, somebody get me a razor! ;D ♥
<3 ~The Name’s Hannabal…PLEASED TA EAT CHA…Errrr…Umm…MEETCHA!~ <3
The Name Is Hannabal Marie And As You Can Plainly See I Am Unlike Most Gals! I Like What Others Shun Away And I Think Cartoons Are Dead Sexy (Quite Literally HA!) And I Enjoy Having Tea Parties With My Stuffed Animals! I Am A Theater Actress And Performer…As Well As A Everyday Clown! I Live My Life To The Fullest, Doing Things I Want To Do Because Life Is To Short And I Would Be DAMNED If I Take It Too Fucking Seriously!
I Know What I Am And What I Am Not…I Am NOT Your Buddy, I Am Not Your Role Model, I Am Not Your Fuck Toy Nor Am I Some Saint. Do NOT Come Bitching To Me Because I Offend You Or Am Too Weird…Because I Have Told You Before, I Am NOT Your Everyday Girl! :) You’ve Been Warned! :D
SOME OF MY OBESSIONS: (And What This Tumblr Shall Be Mostly Made Up Of)
The Joker And Harley Quinn
Comics And Nerdish Things
Scary And Creepy Things
Odd And Weird Makeup, Including My Own!!!
And So Much More!!!! :D
This Blog Is Simply A Way Of Allowing You Access Into The Darkest, Demented, Weirdest Parts Of My Mind…Depending On My Mood…The Things I Post Will Reflect That Just Such A Thing. So If You Intend On Following Me, For Whatever Reason Your Poor Little Mind Comes Up With, Please Follow With The Understanding That I Will NEVER Stop Being Little Miss Weirdo To Please You And Your Attempt At Keeping Your Dash Clean As A Baby’s Bumhole…I Am A Weirdo And As Such, Some Of The Things I Post MAY Offend You…And If So, Just Remember…I SCARE BECAUSE I CARE!!! Well, Not REALLY…I Scare Because It Pleases Me And It Upsets YOU!!! ;D Anywho, Don’t Feel Obligated To “Follow Back” Because I “Follow” YOU…I Just Have This Habit Of Clicking It When People Reblog Or Like My Stuff . .That’s All! PLEASE ONLY FOLLOW ME IF YOU ARE CERTAIN I AM SOMEONE YOU REALLY LIKE!! I’d Hate To Be The Reason You Have A Nervous Breakdown And Gain A Fortune In Thearpy Bills! ;D Actually, That Would Make Me Giggle…But Whatever! xD
<3 ~My Obituary Will Read:
I Lived My Life Freely And Was Never Someone I’m Not…I Did What I Felt And Not What Other People Thought…I Am Gone Now, So No Time For Tears…Live Your Life With Smiles Throughout The Rest Of Your Years…Life Will Be Rough And It’ll Gave Off A Awkward Smell…I Had Fun Folks, But I’ll See You All In HELL! <3 AHHAHAHAHAAA!!!
~If you wish to be my Tumblr friend, please first read the following:
***Please Do NOT Hit On Me And Expect Me To Hit On You Back Like I Am Supposed To Or Something. 2 Minutes Of Snooping And You Should Be Able To Figure Out Why I Loathe Such A Lowly Act. Keep Your Creepster Winky Emoticons To Yourself. Compliments Are Welcomed, Disgusting Flirtation Is Not. I Mean, If I Want To Take A Bath And Scrub My Nu Nu Parts With A Loofa After Reading One Of Your Comments, Then You Shall Be Blocked! :)
***Don’t Be An Asshole. I’m An Asshole. I’m Also A Hypocrite. There’s Only Room For So Much Asshole On My Tumblr Page, Got It? No Meanies Allowed. I KNOW I Type Weird, I KNOW I Am One Odd Girl, I KNOW I Scare You…I Don’t Need Someone To Come Along And State The Obvious! :)
***Do NOT Follow Me If You Are Easily Offended. I’m Not Trying To Be Like “Look At Me, I’m Oh-So-Cool And Controversial!”, But I Want To Be Free To Express My Views On Certain Things Like Bullying, Serial Killers, And Your Mothers Sloppy Vag Without Worrying I Will Upset Anyone.
***Please Understand I’ve Grown Weary Of Censoring Myself. If My Life Is Not Going The Way It Should And If My Posts Reflect That, I Ask That You Be Understanding Or At Least Unbothered By It. It’s My Page, My Life, I Deserve To Say How I Feel If I So Choose.
***Don’t Follow Me If For Some Reason We Do Not Get Along Or You Don’t Like Me. Why Would You Try To Be A “Friend” With Me?… Are You Stupid? Or Do You Just Think I’m Stupid?
***Blatant Ignorance Is My Pet Peeve. If You Can’t Type At All Or Have Horrible Grammar, I Will Probably Tease You, Block You Or Gouge Your Eyes Out Or Something Along Those Lines. Sorry. Just Warning You. I Know, At Times, I Suck At Grammar Too And I Type Weird…Bvt Ef Yew Tlk Lyke Diz 2 Meh…And You Do It On A Regular Basis, I Will Kick Your Face In! I Don’t Mind Pronunciation Problems And Such Cutesy Spellings Once In A While But If You Think Talking Like That Means You Have SW@GGER…I Will Block You So Damn Fast! :)
***DOOOOO! Actually Speak With Me…And Reblog And Like And Shit. ..I Might Sound Mean But It’s Only Because I Have Dealt With Rude People In The Past That My Patience Has Run Out! :3
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<3 ~there are no tricks up my sleeves…JUST KNIVES!!! ;D~ <3
Name: Hannah Marie
Age: 22 In August 1st
Here for: Friends And Maybe Dating. MAYBE!
Hometown: Lodi, California
Zodiac Sign: Leo -meow-
Smoke: Not Anymore
Music: My Musical Tastes Are Very Wide Spread, I Cant Sit Here And Say I Only Love One Sort Of Genre Because That Would Be A Lie..Not To Mention It Would Make Me Seem Like Some Boring Gal Who Cant Have A Little Fun In Life, Variety Is The Spice Of Life And Without It Life Tends To Dull Down Some. Hehe
I’m Surely Not Some Music Nazi, And I Can Proudly State That I Can Rock Out To Almost Everything My Little Brother Likes, But With That Said, I Prefer A Few Things Over Most; Techno, Rock, Goth, Moody Blues And Jazz, Punk, Metal, Anything Under The Umbrella Of Industrial, EBM, Opera, Classical, Alternative, House, Electronica, Deathrock, And Even Some Pop And Rap….But Not All….It Has To Be Catchy And With Good Funny/Scary/Completely INSaNE Lyrics! :D
Movies: I Love Disgusting And Horrible Movies That Leave You Feeling Like A Little Child In Dire Need Of Mommy And Daddy To Take Em To Place To Place! :3 I Always Love Testing Myself And My Strength At Watching A Horror Movie..To See When Enough Is Actually Enough! :3 I Have Yet To Find The Line That Draws The Point Of “Too Much” :3 ♥
Books: Anything with Anne Rice, and Clive Barker
I love: Spiders, Dan Sperry, Black Cats, Bats, Ghosts, Being Gothic, Being little Miss Creepy, And Monsters.
I hate: Twilight >.< And NICOLAS CAGE…..And Twinkies!! XD
Heroes: Well I Can Harp About How Much I Adore Fictional Heroes But It Would Be A Waste Of Time And Effort…Plus Villains Are WAY More Better!! JOKER ALL THE WAY WOOOO!!!!
[d e t a c h a b l e m e a t
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~What Makes Up This Small Creature~
- A Bitch
<3 And Here Are Some Quotes And Things I Live By <3
~terror….mind numbing terror…the panicky heartbeat, the feeling that you are so afraid that the blood rushes to your head…leaving you flushed and paranoid….the chattering of teeth and the biting of nails….this fear turns into want and want turns into obsession…and obsession either ends well or ends tragically ;D haha then the victim becomes the stalker! -Hannabal Marie~
~*Tighter And Tighter Squeezes the noose*~
“!`! op noʎ ƃuıɥʇ ʎʇɥƃnɐu ʎɹǝʌǝ ɥɔʇɐʍ I”
*i pull the heads off of barbie dolls because human heads dont pop off as easy*
~*they told me to follow my dreams, to bad they were all NIGHTMARES*~
*we are all puppets, i just so happen 2 be running with scissors 2 cut the damn strings off of myself*
~Dont Knock On Deaths Door, Ring The Doorbell and Run! He Hates That!!!~
~Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Freaks…For You Are Crunchy and Good With Ketchup~
~When Life Gives You Skittles…Throw Them At People While Screaming “taste the fuckin rainbow~
~Your Better Watch Out Before I Blog That On Myspace~
~i’m not weird. i’m limited edition.~
~I’d invite you to a world
Where there is no such thing as time…
Where every creature lends itself
To change your state of mind….
And the ones who chased the rabbit,
…Drank the wine, and took the pill,
Have locked themselves in limbo to see how it truly feels.~
“Looks determine how many are after you. Charm determines how badly they
want you. Cleverness determines what lengths they will go to have you.
And mystery is what makes them stay.” ~Dr. Harleen Quinzel
~What Doesnt Kill You…Makes You STRANGER!!~ The Joker
~Thats The Downside of Comedy…Your Going To Have To Deal With People Who Just Dont Get The Joke~ The Joker
~do you suck your thumb at me sir? NO SIR!!! NOT AT YOU SIR…..but i do suck my thumb sir!!~
~GIVE ME GUMMY BEARS OR GIVE ME DEATH~
“Some people care too much, I think it’s called love.” - Winnie the Pooh.
“Nowhere in the world is safe” - Count Olaf
“Party is not a word. It’s a lifestyle” - Emma Strong
“I robbed them, and I killed them as cold as ice, and I would do it again, and I know I would kill another person because I’ve hated humans for a long time.” -Aileen Wuornos
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” — Marilyn Monroe
“I wanted to do something to make you like me… and now i did that and that makes you think that i’m not even.. ya’ know. human” - Fiona Apple
“Sober is a state of mind” - Aleks Ciric, off his face.
“Living well is the best revenge.” - George Herbert
“Looking good is the best revenge.” - Ivana Trump
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” - Marilyn Monroe
“If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.” - Dolly Parton
“We’re all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” - Oscar Wilde
“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
“Oh Lord, ANYONE would have a panic attack in there. All those chest freezers. It’s like a serial killer’s dream come true.” - Anna Fur Laxis, discussing Iceland (the shop).
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1 Samuel 16:7
But the Lord said to Samuel, “Don’t judge by his appearance or height, for I have rejected him. The Lord doesn’t see things the way you see them. People judge by outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.”
♥ ~Here I Am…Alone and Waiting…Wishing And Craving…For Your Eternal Kiss Of Fate…Leave me in a world of unconsciousness, a sweet and blissful state. Say You need me as you slither your tongue into my demented smile…Let Me Taste Of You…even for a little while.~ ♥
Have You Ever Been through struggles in life just to become what you are now?
Have you ever been told to mask your hurt with a cute name and a little bow, but under it all you still are bleeding like hell?
Have you ever been raised to believe that everything will be ok if only you pretend and crack a fake smile….I am a victim of this circumstance!!”
~the world looks sooooo distorted in your little glass jar, sir…..so damn distorted! -Hannabal Marie